This is how I imagine Sherlock returning to John.
I will sell my liver and both my kidneys if one of these scenarios actually happen in the show.
I did the third thing myself when I was about 10 (I guess).
Though I didn’t hide in a trolley table but under one of these low dining tables with a hole in the middle for a clay pot.
Oh, how they were surprised!
Real men do a lot of things to put their ladies first. The most important? Listen to the fucking words coming out of her mouth…
Sorry… really pissed at the lack of respect I receive. Clearly my opinion has no bearing if my husband thinks differently.
But… he does open my car door. Useless bullshit.
This bitch certainly does! Perfect gift is perfect!!
If you need a gift idea for me this year… *tilts head*
Oooooh, and I happen to be acquainted with a rather fetching librarian.
I want to have cuddles with you.
And by cuddles I mean sex.
But by sex I also mean cuddles.
But I also mean pizza.
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses them all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
Don’t worry, I am coming prepared.